Wednesday, January 31, 2007

i think i think this blog is worth something

last night i dreampt that i was painting a picture of a photograph of a building that had a map of the world painted vertically on it's 4 story facade.

i merged america and europe in my version and left out the atlantic althogether. when i was finished i was very pleased with it, it was dark and imposing and whimsical. and an older authoritarian type came and looked at it over my shoulder and said "you know that's really quite good"

i was happy about this and i pulled a little silver button off of the original that i had been saving, and on the other side it turned out to be a silver nazi vatican coin (worth quite a bit) and underneath it was an even larger nazi vatican coin, and between them was a tiny tiny nazi vatican diamond, which was worth an absolute fucking fortune, as the authoritative figure confirmed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This blog isn't worth shit, you fudgepacker. All your anti-liberal, anti-humanist crap... trying desperately to revive the Christian meta-narrative in a mock-ironic fashion because of that gaping, post-modern lack called your childhood.

Unknown said...

isn't "post-modernity" just "the future"? sounds like Kevin's mommy didn't breast-feed him. plus: I don't think Phil is desperate, just angry, and understandably so. Just look at this sorry state of affairs we call our society. Phil, yer blog is priceless. 5 bucks.