his real family name is osama bin laden. that's right. his real name is OSAMA BIN LADIN! but that was just a coincidence until one of his ancestors went and visited the real osama bin ladin (or should i say, the more imfamous osama) and they became buds.
so anyway when his family came here they changed their name to Osama bin Osama, so that they could fit in better and not be harassed as foreigners (and this was even before 911, mind you). So anyway the kids at school started calling little barak osama bin osama barak o'bammaramalama, because osama bind osama was too long. so then when he was going to go into politics he changes his name to barak o'bama, because he thought it was catchy. and now you know the truth and my point is that unless the democrats can get together behind a good looking southerner like edwards the election is totally up in the air because the yankees will vote for a southerner but the southerners will never vote for a yankee and nobody is voting for O'something-even-a-little-bit-arabic at all.
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fuck Edwards, all the dems need to do is get the states they got last time + Ohio - no southerners required! obama vs. mccain = JFK vs. nixon for the 21st century. or, Hillary gets all the chicks to vote for her. or Richardson does some cool hispanic shit and summons an ocean of mexican support, etc. all viable options!
AHAR!
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