speaker

the speaker cone is certainly one of the most unfortunate inventions of the modern age. before we learned how to reproduce canned airwaves with vibrating paper, the only source of music was instruments and singing. As a result, nearly all educated persons could read a write music, play the piano, and probably the violin. drinking parties devolved into drunken song with great regularity, and no gathering of friends over cocktails in a sitting room was complete without at least a song or two. now, however, horrid music produced to the tastes of the fat masses follows us wherever we go, learning to play instruments is generally regarded as a complete waste of time, and the only drunkend singing that still exists is relegated to those same rancid pop songs though karaoke (another unfortunate invention). There really should be a law against those horrific car sounds systems that shake the ground and rattle the windows of buildings as they pass, too. some day i'm going to get a bb gun or at least some water balloons and let those fuckers reap what they sow (which is hate).