Friday, April 23, 2010

Progress on All Fronts

It was a good plan, except for the follow-up. Then again, we've seen phenomenal results so far and theres a lot of really exciting stuff going on. Are you excited? Man, you sure are in the right place. One million dollars? What I wouldn't give to have that kinda money when I was your age! Have you hit the town with this guy? He's like five foot four, bisexual, and he bangs all kinda hot models! Yeah? He uh, plays for both teams? I mean, far be it from me to, I mean, that's fine with me. Man, those girls were hot though. I mean you had this blonde one, and her legs came up to hear ears! But seriously, are you on board? Because this place is really going to take off. I mean talk about the ground floor, man! Yeah, we'll have the seafood sampler. Does that come with the king's crab legs? Yeah, we'll have two of those. Are you guys hungry? Yeah, and the steak tartare. Two of those. Ok, perfect. Thank you so much. What was I saying? Yeah, one million dollars... Do you know that I own an island? So we'll give you ten percent, but you'll have to sign a golden handcuffs contract, ha ha! You'll never be able to leave. I mean some of the stuff we have going on... Well, I can't tell you about it until you sign, but its going to... its going to be...

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